How it Works


Each Absolute Murder
event is designed to run
throughout the course of
a meal.

A professionally scripted
and interactive show
performed by professional
actors and performers.

The event begins during
pre dinner drinks with
suspicious and larger than
life characters mingling as
you and your guests become
sleuths for the evening

Between each course,
a series scenes are performed
right in front of you. Just when
you least expect, the victim falls
dead, right in front of you!

From then on it's up to you
and your fellow sleuths to
investigate and solve the murder.

Ending around coffee, all is
revealed with a dénouement or
re-enactment and awards for the
Super Sleuth's and Defective
Detectives.


SCREAM IF YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU DID LAST
HALLOWEEN!

Join Absolute Murder Movies as a member
of the cast for their latest low-budget
schlock-horror, SCREAM IF YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
Meet American master of cut-price
cinematic gore,
Dick Golightly, the films writer,
producer and director.
Meet the film's leading man, daytime
TV-soap opera heartthrob of Vets
In Love, Rick O'Shea,starring in his
first ever film role. The film also features
Rick's real life fiancé, the gorgeous
Tania Down.... and Rick's OTHER
fiancé, the delectable Emma Royd! Neither
woman knows about Rick's affair with the
other, let alone his double marriage proposal -
so be discreet, or sparks are sure to fly!
You won't be paid to appear in the
movie - but your ticket buys you the
chance to invest as a shareholder in a
major Dick Golightly horror movie.
On top of all that - we're inviting
YOU to BE IN THE MOVIE AS AN EXTRA,
because the meal is the setting for
the final blood-soaked dramatic scene of
Absolute Murder Movies:
SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
All The Horror Of Hollywood Brought
To You On A Plate In Absolute
Murder Movies:
SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
- A Dick Golightly Production
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A BITE WITH THE COUNT

( Hammer Horror Style Comedy )

Count Yor-Money invites you for a bite.
13 years after his family where butchered
in the family castle in Transilvania.
As the last surviving member of the family,
Count Yor-Money inherited his families'
fortune - profits largely made from their
Transilvanian zoo. Now relocated to the
UK the Count brings together all those
suspected of the gruesomedeed;
Dr Dorris Finklestine, Annabelle Lecter
and Harry Palms to finally find and punish
the culprit. All will be revealed when you
take A Bite With The Count.

.STAR TREK: THE FINAL FRONT EAR
The STAR TREK murder mystery!

"IN SPACE NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU GIGGLE..."
Intergalactic spaceship captain Burk of the USS Enterprise Allowance
Scheme discover's Science Officer Spot's left ear... And that's all
that's left of his alien friend! But who killed Officer Spot??? Can you
help Captain Burk, Spotty the Scots engineer, transvestite ship's doctor
McBoy and the rest of the intrepid crew of spaced-out astro-twits solve
the murder in this hilarious sci-fi murder-mystery spoof?!

DEAD ON COURSE
(A Death At The Races)

Working class housewife, Dolly Splott,
wins the lottery and plans to buy her
way into the upper classes. Her husband
Dick is quite content to build a luxury
pigeon loft on the roof of their new
mansion house.
Dolly buys a thoroughbred
racehorse from well-to-do stable owner,
Anne Princess, who, despite being as
mad as a badger, is distantly related to
royalty and 317th in line to the throne.
Anne's' shady business partner, Des Tinney,
has his own plans, which include seducing
Dolly and getting his grubby hands on both
her money and Anne's stables. Meanwhile,
Dolly wants to rid herself of her
embarrassing husband, while Anne wants
rid of Dolly. Dick just wants to race his
pigeons, but sometimes he'd kill for a little
bit of peace and quite from Dolly and
her new-found rich friends.
Careful when you bet - because sometimes
a harmless little flutter can lead to
your breaths' last splutter!


 

Murder Mystery
Themes


POPSTARS: THE RIVALS
AN OFF KEY
MURDER MYSTERY

He was known as the most horrid man on TV and one of the rudest judges on the box! But now somebody's killed the man they loved to hate - feared judge of TV smash P.I.T.E. (POPSTARS IN THEIR EYES) - SIMON BOWEL.
Can you solve Sadistic Simon's murder and unmask his killer? Could it be sexy Australian singer KYLIE SMILEY? Camp boyband reject, WILL OLD? Perhap's it's Simon's biggest discovery, the sensational superstar, MADGE DONNER? Or is it fellow judge and has been pop impresario, KEITH WATERBOY?
Find out in this laugh out loud, sing-a-long murder mystery that includes your chance to win a prize by unmasking the killer AND your chance to create and perform your very own pop song!
You'll be singing all the way to Scotland Yard in ABSOLUTE MURDER'S hilarious musical mickey take murder mystery: POSTARS: THE REVENGE!

SAM VALENTINES'
MEALTIME MASSACRE

This much fun can't be legal! Mob boss,
Sam Valentine, invites all you Guys and Molls
to let your hair down at a meal to celebrate
the opening of all the new Valentines'
Speakeasy. Come along and meet Sam's
rival, Mike Raphone, and his old lady,
Ma Butcher. Only keep your eyes
peeled, see, ' cos some bum's gonna
get whacked on account of messing
with Sam's broad, Lips Viagra.
There's a prize for the wise guy or doll
that can guess who dun who and why!
See! So grab your dames, slip into your
finest spats and head for
Sam Valentines' Mealtime Massacre.
It may be murder to get a seat, but
the food's to die for and the
entertainment's a KILLER!
Voted: "Most Popular Murder Mystery scenario 2003"

A MEAL WITH THE MOB
Mafia Murder and Mayhem
Da Boss, Gary Baldi, just invited ya to his
place for dinner! You'd better come,
not packin any heat and wear your
best gangster suit, make sure your lady
comes too! only, ya better make
sure she's dressed in her
best Charleston dress!

SHERBERT HOLMES
Estate Agent - Secret Agent
Renowned plastic surgeon, Dr Roger Guide,
is murdered during his honeymoon in
Las Vegas, shot dead, according to
eye-witnesses, by none other than
Elvis Presley Can Sherbert Holmes,
American Estate Agent and self styled
"Private Dick", solve the crime?
Or will Sherbert's brother, Bart, beat him to it?
And what about DR Emily Watson, the
murdered plastic surgeon's new bride and
now a widow? And what was Roger Guide's
ex-wife, Gay, doing in Las Vegas at the
time of the murder? In fact, come to think
of it, just why were Sherbert, Bart, Emily
and Gay all in Las Vegas the night of
the murder? And why on earth would the
"King of Rock 'n' Roll" want to murder a
honeymooning English plastic surgeon?!
Now is your chance to take part in unravelling
the facts behind this bizarre murder as
you investigate comic characters in a hilarious
quest to uncover the truth before desert is
served! Join the fun and help Sherbert Holmes -
Estate Agent by day - Secret Agent by night!
Licensed to thrill (Subject to contract).

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
(A Night With Hollywood's Finest)
Tonight is the Grand Premier of the adult war film,
"Shaving Ryan's Privates", the latest
blockbuster movie by Hollywood director
Ridley Swot, known throughout the world for
his highly acclaimed Adult Movies such
as "Willy Wonkas' Wonky Willy".
Tonight's premier is in honour of Ridley's brother,
Sydney, who died one year ago, after
mysteriously falling into a vat of chocolate.
We are proud to announce that the famed
Russian director Ottov Focus and the
star Ivana You will also be present.
Who will live to be part of the sequel?
Glitz, Glamour and Murder with The Stars!



HUMAN REMAINS OF THE DAY
A 1920's Style Murder Mystery
You are invited to the coming out ball in honour of Debbie Snobb's 21st birthday - the day on which she will inherit her great aunts' enormous fortune. Debbie's older sister Fanny will be there, as will her boyfriend, the devious Gordon Bennett, best friend of Debbie's young man, Richard Head
Gordon is after Debbie's inheritance. Fanny is after Gordon's hand in marriage. Richard has fallen madly in love with Debbie and Debbie just wants to move to Dallas and marry an oil tycoon.
Will Gordon do the dirty, ditch Fanny and get the dough? Will Richard divert Gordon and divulge his deep desire for Debbie before she drives off and departs for America? Will Debbie do Dallas?
Find out in this 1920's comedy romp




DEATH OR DENIAL

( Being An Agatha Christie
Fan Can Be Murder )

You are invited to the world renowned
annual Collective Agatha Christie Awards
Ceremony, or AC-AC-AC for short.
Join the world's greatest fans of England's
greatest murder mystery writer as they
meet to honour the greatest sleuth amongst
them. This year's meeting is much more
serious, for AC-AC-AC chairwoman,
the great Russian Agatha Christie nut,
Ivona Mantakizanhug, was murdered last week.
Now the cavorted AC-AC-AC super sleuth
prize is on offer to whoever can solve this
all too real and particularly gruesome crime!
Join the fun and meet France's foremost
amateur detective, Hercule Parrot, and
his arch English rival, Ms Jane Marbles.
Also here tonight are the newly appointed
AC-AC-AC chairman, the renowned German
detective, Claus Trapp and the brilliant
American detective Charlotte Angel.
Come and join the party and discover that...
Being An Agatha Christie Fan Can Be Murder!

 

 

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WHOLE LOTTA SHOOTIN GOIN ON
Elvis Lives...again and Dies
SHAKE, RATTLE & DIE! You're invited to the annual ELVIS IMPERSONATORS OF ENGLAND AWARDS DINNER, fondly known as the A.R.S.E - the Annual Real Son of Elvis award...
For the past 12 years one man - the great LARRY VIZ - has walked away with the Gold ARSE Cup, awarded to the finest Elvis Impersonator in Britain. But last week, somebody shot L. VIZ - so it's Heartbreak Hotel for his fans and Jailhouse Rock for the murderer... But who's the Hound Dog that shot L. Viz? Could it be his wife, PRISCILLA VIZ, herself acclaimed as one of the finest female Elvis impersonators alive? Could it be his secret young lover, GRACE LAND, young female Elvis impersonator of the year three years running? Or could it be Larry's friend and manager, CORNELL PARKER or even Larry's number one rival for the annual ARSE Cup, JUDE DOUGH?
Join the fun, unmask the murderer, eat, drink and laugh yourself into an early grave in this hilarious murder mystery spoof that proves once and for all that...
Elvis is alive, well and performing murder mysteries.

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
A tale of rivalry and lust among the waiting staff at your chosen venue.
Imagine! your next event is all planned and set, your guests arrive to be greeted by the worst waiting and venue staff imaginable...
Things go from bad to worse as the lousy service and rude attitude may have arisen your suspicions...
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
One of the motley crew of waiters dies! Right there in front of you!
From then on, it's up to you to track down the villain and unmask the murderer.
(A great wind-up for the unsuspecting guests)


BRIDESHEAD DECAPITATED
(A Wedding Reception To Remember)

You are cordially invited to the wedding reception of millionaire Dutch trucking magnet, John Thomas Van Horne, to his beautiful young English rose Valerie Gina. Sadly, their wedding falls on the 1st anniversary of the death of Mr Van Hornes' first wife, Greta, who was mysteriously decapitated during a freak cooking accident.
Now, a year after his wife's strange death, J T Van Horne has married his beautiful young secretary Valerie.
Also invited to the wedding feast is J T's son, Kampa Van Horne, who, unknown to his father, is about to return to his native Holland for an operation which will transform him from his fathers' only son, into his daughter.
You'll also meet Valerie's best friend, and co-worker at Van Horne Trucking, Emma Royd, who unknown to Valerie, was until recently having an affair with her boss J T Van Horne.
Join the fun at what promises to be a wedding party to remember, and proof positive that Marriage can be MURDER!

SGT PEPPER'S LOONY HEART STABBING BAND

The BEATLES murder mystery!
"ROLL UP! ROLL UP! FOR THE MAGICAL MURDER-MYSTERY TOUR!"
Join the PRE-FAB THREE on this psychadelic trip to discover who killed
their drummer BINGO... so that they can say thanks! Was it MAXWELL with
his SILVER HAMMER? Could it be RITA the PARKING MAID? SGT PEPPER or a
member of his BAND? Join the MAGICAL murder-MYSTERY TOUR and help solve
the murder, solve the riddle, the cat and the fiddle and find out just
WHO is THE WALRUS, just what happened down PENNY LANE and who did what
to whom in STRAWBERRY FIELDS before running down ABBEY ROAD in this
HELTER SKELTER ride into murder, mystery and comedy!

Literally Murder
(A literary competition never to be forgotten.)
Set at the final of this years most prestigious literary competition,
join our contestants and see who will be the winner and pick up the £20,000 prize money.
After the last heat of the competition, John Winters, the judge and sponsor of "The Bodington Book Prize", was found shot and murdered in his hotel room. Police are still investigating and so far have made little progress.
Will it be you who discovers, that the dastardly deeds were literary murder?

 


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